Posts by Claptrap

ask me claptrap the amazing robot revolution and amazingly handsome robot questions don't be shy! even the dumbest questions are accepted except when they're not!

ScreenName: CLAPTRAP of course
Character's Name:claptrap the magnificent studly robot
Game your characters from: borderlands 1 & 2
Gender: male of course hes claptrap the almighty and handsome robot king!
OC or cannon?: claptrap has no need for cannons! but he is one!
Kin: claptrap has no kin he is a bonified bachelor bot
Powers: being handsome as a robot of course and being able to bust out some hardcore beats!
weapons: his ninja assassin claw hands along with his amazing arsenal of weaponry!
what your character looks like: hah hah as if you need help describing me you all know how I look! the picture is his profile don't worry ill watch over and beat him when he makes mistakes
Good Or Evil:claptrap is most definitely the most evilest robot around! except when hes good which is always
personality(OP): hah hah I am the almighty claptrap all of you bow down before me!
Other: viva la claptrap revolution! I feel like im forgetting some secret code...

im going to have a field day with this
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oh hai catbug I doubt you remember me im that randomguys other account btdubs

It was dawn clan my friendo sadly after she gave the reign to me the clan sorta exploded into deadland... So yeah )

ScreenName:claptrap
Character's Name: Elizabeth van gant
Game your characters from: borderlands 2
Gender:
OC or cannon?: mega of I. Not even sure if this of could exist I'll be doing some research later...
Kin: " geez I'm not that old"
Powers: the siren powers somewhat. Elemental in a way using lightning and finite ridiculous shards to boost her power
weapons: pretty much anything that is a gun and can be used No limits except she dosent use Melee weapons...
what your character looks like: since this is an of and I don't have the. Money to pay my friend or try myself ... Can I do a text description? Oh mk thanks she looks somewhat pale skinned and wiry with ebony. Or dark blackish blue eyes she has oddly amethyst colored hair with. A tall body. Still she may be quite young looking about at the age of let's say 17? Seems good
Good Or Evil:good
personality(OP): I literally have no idea for right now
Other: Again that darn password eludes me also this is a claptrap minion so using my chars together so yeah ...

Yeah great tidings friendo also I'm playing borderlands two right now!)

But then the mission with the. Yknow. Chaos thingy wouldn't get pitoos help cause he flew in there and no one ever reLly mentioned helping Pitoo ..)

HA HA I HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED!]

claptrap meanwhile was cowering in fear but managing to be exceedingly studly and handsome while doing so but he worked up the courage to face these tyrants ' BEGONE EVIL DOERS FACE MY MINION"

is what he wished would happen

in reality claptrap ran around panicing and ran into this viridi "goddess " so he had heard

meanwhile Elizabeth just sat off a few feet away from them all somewhat chuckling at his panicing

claptrap looked at the chil-woma-goddess? " PROTECT ME SQUIRE" he yelled at Elizabeth running using his usual paniced screaming

"sorry about that he is a little on the loopy side due to being a malfunctioned cl4p-tr4p unit also being a complete moron" she said picking up the crazed robot

" so your a goddess it seems from how everyone's talking to you ? seems like your nothing special to me no offense just seems like your a siren to me.." she said looking at her then pausing a bit to consider what she had said " hes not some metal thing anyways h-

"I am the almighty claptrap king of the robots! and also king of the studs!" he said now that his panicking had stopped he was pretty much just acting like a five year old who drank coffee that happened to have an ego the size of the moon " also minion why are you listening to what this squire is typing in for you to do!?" he asked " your only supposed to obey me!"

[hurray for the nonexistent 4th wall being broken at this point the 5th wall will be being broken at some point]

" no no I may have worded that wrong I just have siren powers so I can do some what magical things but I didn't mean you weren't anything special and I wasn't judging you on your looks I know not to do that "

claptrap laughed " well minion thanks for trying to patch things up witht he enemy but while your being a pansy ! I will thwart this evil doer! have at you!" he said poking at viridi with his hands

"don't worry hell probably fall off a cliff eventually he is slightly a moron just saying" Elizabeth said sighing " anyways your name is viridi correct? my name is Elizabeth..." she said offering her hand

" why would I stop poking you? I can do everything! plus im not a moron im probably at least smarter then you! Zing!"

Elizabeth sighed " yes he very rarely does help me though for example he can persuade some people that I cant plus he makes viable distraction because of being tortured by captain flynt for years..." she said looking at the robot " so your a god from what ive heard? so what respect are you are you part of the big three like air fire earth water and so on and such? I wasn't really listening well since I was mostly scoped in on you all with my rifle ... but do tell me where you got that set of clothes your wearing its looks very pre space age and quite good..." she said and then shook her head regaining her fous on the matter at hand

now the small robot claptrap looked at issun on ammy " between me and you I think everyone else around here is crazy" he said somewhat quietly

ask claptrap the amazing robot also known as me! some questions!

claptrap patted amaterasu " hardcore flame markings on you dog im gonna call you spark!" said claptrap in the annoying echoing tone that he usually had he now sounded gleeful instead of completely insane
but still kept the insane voice just a little bit

Elizabeth now shifted her gaze towards the small little bug " so what are you exactly?" she said taking the scope off her rifle and holding it up to get a closer look at issun on viridis shoulder " hmm so that's a sword brush thing? so are you like an artist? or swordsman thing?" she said

" well im Elizabeth im a siren I can control stuf flike lightning due to my powers..." she said looking through the scope once more " well if I may ask whats a poncle?" she said thinking about it or whati it could mean

meanwhile claptrap looked at amaterasu " I bet you wish you could talk like us huh... I bet your not a normal dog though normal dogs don't have weird disc things so what are you?" claptrap said studying amaterasu

claptrap fistbumped the air " yeah I was right! he - she - it is ntoa normal dog! so your name is amaterasu and your the sun god eh? I bet that's awesome..." he said obviously wowed for a second" BUT NOT AT AWSOME AS ME!" he quickly corrected posing awkwardly

Elizabeth sighed "yes yes you can stop with your flattery now anyways so I didn't think sprites would be kind... in my mind I felt like theyd always be these little vicious monsters.." she said looking through the scope again " but I guess your kind enough " she said quickly

Elizabeth picked up issun and put him on her palm " no really you can stop with the compliments now..." she said slightly annoyed and put the rifle scope back she kneeled down and chuckled at amaterasu " such a cute dog is the sun god? cant say I don't believe in gods but if this were one id freak even with its cool markings..." she said smiling and patting the dog

"uuuh... I don't know a giant evil demon worm able to level mountains seems like it would be something hard for a god to fight to..." she said looking at issun " plus I have no intention of fighting something this cute" she now picked up issun aren't there female poncles to hit on if I might ask?" she said

clap trap looked up in the sky " HEEEEEY angel boy why don't you tell us what you see any specifics?" claptrap said annoyingly again

Elizabeth sighed and chuckled " yes green is my favorite color and let me guess your gonna continue complimenting me no matter what?" she asked chuckling at the poncles behavior as if he was a child hitting on a grown woman

claptrap looked at amaterasu trying to figure something out he couldn't think of anything to ask so he turned to issun and after he had finished replying to Elizabeth he asked " hey poncle what kind of powers does this amaterasu have since shes the sun god and all" claptrap asked

[ oh I know ive played okami and okamiden ftlols thanks for the permission btdubs ]

Elizabeth sighed " and how do I look pretty to a poncle when im about 1000X bigger than you?" she said chuckling

claptrap now looked at issun " brush technics? those don't sound very cool at all MINION! show them your powers!" claptrap commanded annoyingly AGAIN

Elizabeth sighed and held a hand up and sent a streak of lighting through the air and burning a large amount of grass a few inches away from claptrap

" watch it minion you almost hit me and that would've overloaded my circuits and killed me!" claptrap said relived yet somehow commanding

" so great that I just happened not too" Elizabeth said mockingly

In my opinion that's a bit ooc but meh)

Elizabeth sighed " I can punch a boulder in half. Instantly turn people onto living bombs control peoples minds and do what ok just did can we please stop arguing about this anyways?" She said

Claptrap looked unfair aid " as if you could kill me or would want to!" He said patting Amaterasus head

Elizabeth chuckled " aren't sprites supposed to be pure of mind and you said your sort of a sprite ou aren't exactly pure of mind so far" she said thinking that she was at least some kind of funny

Claptrap noticed Amaterasu liking of his pat " you even like getting pet by metal hands?" Claptrap questioned

( wouldn't they somewhat hate claptrap since he's what the last boss represented greed nature hating and such?)

Has not played okami In yeaaaars and I might make him that in the end using iridium shards ftw)

Elizabeth sighed " yes yes whatever stop trying to flirt with me and focus on finding out where we are... Okay then?" Elizabeth sighed in. Rising annoyance at the poncles. Plays at her " this land isn't pandora due to my earpiece not picking up any signals plus it isn't even powered here so this might be an area with a neutralizer code so I can't reach signals even if I could get power" she said thinking